out of the shifting winds of time.. a prophecy!

Dear FutureMe, first off and most importantly... DUCK!.. that was a close one.. still with me? good the phone is ringing... dont answer it.. trust me. if all is going according to plan you maxwell should be dead by now and you will long since have gotten amnesia. Hence the importance of this email. Tell her no and order the chicken. good. It is of the utmost importance that you look in your left front breast pocket right now. No your other left. good. this is a copy of the maxwell file and contained with in is the secret of my past your past and the mysterious pirate costumed monkey that keeps appearing in you dreams. Dont drink that.. the waitress put something in it. Now take the maxwell file to maxwell street..yes i know it sound funny but.. DUCK AGAIN!. good lad. but i havent the time to explain time as always is never on my side. Past you