Public letters from the past

Time Travelled — almost 5 years

A letter from March 25th, 2020

hey, future me im texting you while im stuck in moscow during this covid-19 pandemic, and everyone seems to joke around about how this is will go down in history, so i figured why not to send something like that it's past 11:00 PM, I just finished building the third house in animal crossing hate to just stay at home and do nothing you might still remember that faintly, but i really, real...

Time Travelled — about 4 years

A letter from January 14th, 2021

Dear FutureMe, YOU BETTER BE A SUCCESS!!!! AND IF YOU'RE NOT, GET YOU'RE LAZY FAT ARSE UP AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT! GET A SUAGR DADDY FOR ALL I CARE. JUST DONT BE A FAILURE. GET A JOB. TRAVEL. DO ANYTHING APART FROM STAYING INDOORS OR DOING DRUGS OR GETTING IN TROUBLE. LEAVE THAT TOXIC FRIENDSHIP GROUP! LEAVE THAT BOY WHO IS DISTRACTING YOU FROM BEING THE BEST YOU! YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL! TRY OU...

Time Travelled — about 19 years

From the past to the future

Dear FutureMe, G'day mate! How are things going? Well, not too good for me, buried in debt, single, and living with the parents. But I promise that, with a little help from our brothers (all the futerme's before your time), we'll get things right. Everyone is good here, we have our oldest cousin living with us at the moment, and our favorite cousin has just had her second baby girl!...

Time Travelled — almost 21 years

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Dear FutureMe... Bueno, pues es el 9 de sept. del 2003. Tengo un día de haber empezado la maestría en CCSS en la FLACSO Guatemala. Mis planes inmediatos son los siguientes: 2005... completar maestría 2005 (otoño)... iniciar doctorado en una universidad Ivy League 2007... nace el primer zipote (con Lucía, por supuesto) 2008... inicia mi carrera política 2010... puesto de subsecreta...

Time Travelled — almost 4 years

A letter from the past

Dear future ____me____, DO NOT PANIC... I'm not a hacker. I'm you... It's you but like before... My(yours) favorite color is red, my favorite book is all the Percy Jackson books. I like to play basketball, and spend my free time playing Minecraft. I'm looking forward to the summer of 2020. My friends are Nathanael and Anish. Now let's talk about high school. I have not been there yet.. b...

Time Travelled — almost 3 years

A letter from January 14th, 2021

Dear FutureMe, i'm a little bit emotional writing this to you . mostly because right now i have a lot on my shoulders, starting to work for going to the academy and getting my life together isnt that easy. i'm 17 right now, turning 18 in august . tbh i knew i wouldn't be excited to get here . everyone wants to grow up and do their big people things, and for me it feels a little overwhelimg, mo...

Time Travelled — over 19 years

Women

Dear FutureMe, Women, well, they are... impossible, don't waste your time, dont marry them, dont spend money on them, just **** them, thats all it comes down too. If your still doing this in your 38 years of existance, well, to be frank, your the man... and if your doing this to more than five women a month, you wear the serious bling, and own your own plastic surgery clinic, and have the ...

Time Travelled — about 17 years

You go up to Space yet you Lazy Monkey.

Dear FutureMe, Did you go Space Yet or what? get off your butt and go bounce on the moon -what the hell is keeping you - too expensive? You need some space buddies. Aliens land yet? - did you get their help go to Space and fly around Mars. Because you know you needed them damn pesky aliens to come down and whisk you off. NASA have their thumb up their ass and deny any real leaps in technol...

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