Glory, Glory, Hallelujah

Just to remind you what you and Claire were doing at work on June 10, 2004: My eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school We have tortured every teacher We have broken every rule We have shot the secretary and we hung the principal Us brats keep marching on! Glory, glory, hallelujah! Teacher hit me with a ruler I hid behind the door With a loaded .44 And she ain't my teacher no more! Glory, Glory, Hallelujah, Teacher hit me with a ruler I hit her in the butt With a rotten coconut And my teacher ain't my teacher no more. Glory, glory, hallelujah; Teacher hit me with a ruler; Met her in the attic with a german automattic and she ain't my teacher no more! Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school, We have beaten every teacher, we have broken every rule! We have smashed up all the blackboards, we have thrown out all the books The school is burning down. Glory, glory, hallelujah! Teacher hit me with a ruler, I bopped her on the bean with a rotten tangerine, (or alternative "hit her on the butt w/ a rotten coconut") And I won't go to school no more. Hope I made you laugh :)