If I were a ___, I would be:

*If I were a month I would be:* January, for countless reasons *If I were a day of the week I would be:* Wednesday, methinks *If I were a time of day I would be:* the afternoon/sunset *If I were a planet I would be:* Saturn *If I were a sea animal I would be:* Dory from Finding Nemo *If I were a direction I would be:* forward *If I were a piece of furniture I would be:* a table or chair of some description *If I were a historical figure I would be:* I am not sure right now... *If I were a liquid I would be: *sparkling, clear, clean water, for sure *If I were a tree I would be:* a gum tree, definitely *If I were a flower/plant I would be:* a brightly-coloured gerbera *If I were a kind of weather I would be:* sunny and pleasant, but not windy, burning hot or too bright. I am very specific when it comes to weather, lol *If I were a musical instrument I would be:* a keyboard *If I were an animal I would be:* a dog *If I were a color I would be:* There’s too many colours I’d like to be!! (that sounds strange, huh?) *If I were a vegetable I would be:* really upset *If I were a fruit I would be:* an apple *If I were a berry I would be:* a strawberry *If I were a sound I would be:* That sound that tap shoes make when you slide it across the ground, then flick it up again, like a scuff *If I were an element I would be:* earth, water, air, fire, or spirit. No idea *If I were a car I would be:* extremely upset! *If I were a song I would be:* One of Matchbox Twenty’s, or a song from a musical *If I were a food I would be:* Cadbury’s chocolate *If I were a place I would be:* Australia, or a movie or play theatre, etc *If I were a material I would be:* ? *If I were a taste I would be:* delicious *If I were a scent I would be:* melted chocolate, strawberries, or the smell of new books. *If I were a word I would be:* Oh, seriously don’t make me choose *cries* *If I were an object I would be:* I don’t know right now. *If I were a body part I would be:* Face, hands or legs *If I were a cartoon character I would be:* Lisa Simpson. No, wait!! Maggie Simpson! *If I were a shape I would be a:* star *If I were a number I would be:* 6