"it's more like a big bowl of wibbly wobbly timey wimey... stuff"

Dear FutureMe, Well, this is awkward. When you look back to 2014 you're props like, "Sarah was really sucky and looked like shist." Why did she enjoy writing quotes and saying het? What does het even mean? Hot in Swedish? yah I hope futureMe is living in Seattle or Sweden or South Dakota. The latter was a JK. FutureMe should have a hottie boyfriend named Sherlock. And he's English. And when FutureMe has kids, the kids will be named Nanna, or Freyja, or Lilja... [insert Norse goddess] FutureMe will be like, “you complete dolt. Why do you want to take the ‘h’ off your name? So it will look Swedish?” FutureMe should have big boobies. Like Yang. (view attachment) And if my hair has turned unblonde, I have to dye it. FutureMe will not have braces because FutureMe will have worn her rubberbands like the orthodontist said. FutureMe will hear that the next Cassandra Claire book just came out and be like, "oh, yah, I remember when I used to like that series and I couldn't wait for the next book, but Cassandra Claire took too long to write and now I don't care." And FutureMe won't buy it! FutureMe may have forgotten all the cool memes I save in my free time. (view attachments) It's okay cause the memes FutureMe saves are probably 20% cooler. FutureMe will think that tearable puns are terrible. (view attachment). FutureMe will be all like, "Sarah, you dunce, where did you learn grammar? From the Liberal Arts and Science Academy? yah I'm sacrificing grammar for voice. geez. I would make an allusion to Dr. Who, but FutureMe probably wouldn't get it. FutureMe most likely "assume[s] that time is a strict progression of cause to effect." "but actually, from a non-linear non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big bowl of wibbly wobbly timey wimey... stuff." So technically I could currently have more swagger than futureMe. yah hata, ( google translated Swedish) Sarah