dear faggot

Dear FutureMe, how are you ? i hope your well, i hope you actually got this email, if not i will be sad, only you will have forgotten about this, so im reality you wont be sad. your sitting in bed writing this right now, its 3 45 in the morning, and your having a bad night, sorta. your thinking about everything thats not good right now, which isnt actually alot, but its enough to keep you up at night. wanna hear what it is you were so upset about ? you miss Jerry Kennington, do you remember him ? your first boyfriend ever, your first everything important. you also feel bad because lips, yeha luke write, likes you, really really likes you, but you dont think you like him, and it makes you feel bad your thinking about the baby you could have had, and that makes you very sad, very emotional. are you working ? did you do something good with your life ? i hope so, did you go to school and become a vet like you always wanted to but stopped telling people because it seemed like a stupid career choice ? i hope you did you love animals. or you use to at least. did you travel at all ? because i know you always wanted to go to Ireland and Rome, but knowing you you probably havent done anything you wanted to do. are you with anyone right now, anyone serious ? if so make sure you think good and hard before you do anything absolutely stupid like marrying him ....or her . are you still dead set against marriage ? you use to be, big time, and kids ? got any of your own ? i know when you were 16 you didn't want any.. did some special guy change your mind... or did a condom brake ? haha kidding kidding .... music baby ... what are you into now ? you use to like everything .. you were in to the indie bands like red jumpsuit app.. the academy is... armor for sleep and the spill canvas. shit like that ... did you go to any wicked concerts lately or are you still too poor to go with any of your friends ? speaking of friends and bands hows Two tone black doin, did they ever make it off the ground ? are they famous ? are you a groupie ? do you still talk to all the people who made you who you were in highschool? Gavin bailey ? who you use to favor above all of them Krista coburn ? who you were friends with for years upon years Karea clement ? who was amazingy beautiful ? Tom miller ? who was the leader, and the most amazing friend ever mike myers ? he famous yet ? brandon norman? hows he luke write - loooooshus ? lips hows he doin, did you two ever shack up ? jerry kennington ? did you guys ever work things out and become friends ? becasue that would be awesome andy franey ? still talk to that douchebag ? hmm there all fags yet you loved them so fucking much it was almost ludacris. i hope you still talk to them... if not CALL THEM NOOOOOOOOW NAO NAO NAO ! do it ! do you still talk to anyone from delta ? at all? noone huh ? that sucks. kids kids kids, NEVER have any. they are badness, unless you have some already, then tell them i love them, because they are after all mine. but in the way future.. and if you haven't had any yet, remember you are to name your boy Mackenzie, and you are to name the girl ivy, got it ? wanna hear all about how your life was back in the time of the com..pu...ters... ? aka 2007/08 well to put it simple, from July of 07 until November of 07 your life was fucking GREAT, seriously it was amazing, wanna know why ? because you were dating jerry, he was tall, he was cute, and for some odd reason he picked you. and he asked you out, and you guy lived happily ever after ... wrong actually, you were happy for 6 months, then he fell in love with another girl and it broke your heart, completely, it utterly devastated you, wanna know why, because you loved him. very much so. and you put on the brave face and you told everyone you didn't care and that you were over him, but really even as your 16 year old self writes this, you weren't even close to being over him, and thats why your up at 4 08 in the morning. because you miss him, you want him back, but you know he loves jessica mere, do you know if there still together ? do you care anymore, i surely hope not. december was a bad month you started taking pills again, to make it stop, you had better not be a pill popper now or i will kill you. january is getting better, your hanging out with the group more, last night Karea, steve cousins, and lips spent the night, with out mum and dad knowing, karea and steve slept together, and you and lips cuddled the whole night , it was good except he didnt kiss you, did he ever get around to that ? or did you find someone else befor he got up enough nerve to do anything about how he felt ? steve was jerrys bestfriend by the way how are things with the family ? do you still talk to them alot ? did you guys stop fighting so much ? did you move out in march like you wanted to ? with karea brandon and lips ? i hope so are you still in hamilton, still breathing in the toxic air? how many times a week do you talk to ammi, lynn,lanna,tan, kylee and mum and dad ? i hope its at least once, so if your not still in hamilton i hope your somewhere nice, you always did want to leave hamilton and just live where ever you wanted to, did you do that ? man i sure hope so, i hope you had fun too. want to know what you use to look liek ? ( hopefully you dont look anything like you use to ) you were short, 5 5, you were a fat kid, i sure hope you lost all that weight, you had gray eyes, they are pretty i hope you still have them, you had purple SHORT SHORT hair, i hope you grew it out and never cut it again ! short hair was not becoming of you do you still have small boobs ? if you said yes GO GET A BOOB JOB! you also have an industrial piercing, i hope you have lots more,and a few tats, because you always wanted to look super cool when you got older. dont be boreing ok,PLEASE dont be boring, its not you, you were never a boring type person . if you are, i want you to go out tonight, and go get something pierced or tattooed, if you dont have it already go out and get " laugh now " on your left wrist " cry later " on your right wrist and " have fun " somewhere else. did you have that " OH MY FUCKING GOD , OHGOD OH GOD " laugh till you cried remember it forever fun you always wanted to have ? tonight January 22 2008 you were at the park on the swings, you loooved the swings, they were always your favorite thing to do, and you said tonight " i'll always be a kid " don't make yourself out to be a liar, always laugh, have fun and just please be cool, for the love of god don't embarrass yourself, dont try to dance, you will fail, don't try and sound smart, you will fail, dont try and sing, you will fail, but DO be a goof be funny and NEVER let your wit fade, ok ? still a nympho ? hope so, ;) still party once in awhile ? hope so ! still know how to break any kind of tension or awkwardness ? hope do :) are you dating meagan ? i hope so you use to love being in relationships, if you ARE dating someone, get up, go an give them a kiss and tell them that you love them, but only if you mean it. do you still read, you use to love reading, if you haven't in awhile go and read twilight, new moon, and eclipse thoses are good books. you know when you were 16 you were a bit of a freak, you were into some weird stuff, like BDSM and vampirefreaks.com all kinds of social networking sites. and you loved the alternative culture, i hope you still do, it was a good way to be. did you ever go to prom ? i know you were against it, but did you cave and go with someone ? probably not. did you ever tell anyone that you actually did want to go to prom you just didnt want to have to go alone ? you big loser. well i guess thats it, when and if you get this i want you to remember all of the following - party, its good for you -take care of yourself get less fat ! -you have pretty eyes make 'em pop ! - find a nice guy and hold on to him, or if you have a nice guy KEEP HIM DAMNNIT ! - be a kid, seriously go to the park tonight and go on the swings, i dont care if your alone just go ! -if you've fucked anything up fix it, FIX IT NAO ! - if you dont talk to anyone mentioned in this letter call them, find them, get together with then SOON -be yourself -get pierced - have fun damnit have fun have fun have fun, thats so important, do what you want when you want, be loud and out spoken, say whats on your mind when its on your mind, laugh in peoples faces when they tell you your not good enough, and most of all your amazing because i say so, i would know huh ? im gonna add a few things at the bottom hopefully you'll remember what they ment to you. hookerface mice ... as in more than one ? * kuh kuh * * crunchy peanut butter * its a leopluridon Charlie a MAGICAL LEOPLURIDON ! * swings golf club * .... * meagan almost dies * * ahh ahrrgh ahhrhrh * - gavin speak for ahhh ahrrgh ahhrhrh Meeee A gan Meegan lips, lusious lips,hotlips king brando the amazing mike myers krismucka K-bomb, brown eyes fuckerhead tom haha steve waking into a pole stage crew FTW ps - you use to wish on eyelashes ? do you still do that ?