Time Capsule

Dear FutureMe, So it's 2023 now, I guess. Exactly 10 years in the future. So I'm making a time capsule, like the kind people bury in the ground, except this one's buried in the Internet. So here it is. STUFF THAT WAS POPULAR IN MY TIME So, ummm... popular stuff. Well, here's the most searched people in 2012: 1. Whitney Houston 2. Jeremy Lin 3. Amanda Todd 4. Michael Clark Duncan 5. Kate Middleton 6. One Direction 7. Morgan Freeman 8. Peyton Manning 9. Joe Paterno 10. Paul Ryan As for songs (in 2012): 1. Boyfriend, Justin Bieber 2. Gangnam Style, PSY 3. Call Me Maybe, Carly Rae Jepsen 4. Somebody that I Used to Know, Gotye 5. Some Nights, Fun. 6. Die Young, Ke$ha 7. Wide Awake, Katy Perry 8. As Long As You Love Me, Justin Bieber 9. Pop That, French Montana 10. Mercy, Kanye West Newest advancements in technology have produced Google Glass, Google Chromecast, Kindle Fire HDX (which Jordan is getting. Do you still associate with him?) and we're currently on IPhone Number 5(s). You're probably on IPhone 27 by now. Here are the top ten most searched women in my current year, 2013: 1. Lady Gaga 2. Kesha 3. Madonna 4. Beyonce 5. Rihanna 6. Britney Spears 7. Justin Bieber (Thank goodness her popularity is finally beginning to wane) 8. Miley Cyrus 9. Paris Hilton 10. Avril Lavigne And speaking of #8, she's turned into an absolute monster, going from singing country on Disney channel to swinging naked on wrecking balls. Is she still like this? Or has she OD'd on coke yet? ...Anyway, OTHER THINGS THAT EXIST No, scratch that. Ummm. OTHER POPULAR THINGS Darn, let's try again... CURRENT EVENTS YES! Perfect! Sounds so formal. And fitting, since these are current. Very current. Like, down to the last day. Most searched books are: 1.The Bible 2.Fifty Shades of Grey 3.The Great Gatsby 4.The Hunger Games 5.The Lord of the Rings Numbers 1 and 2 go together so perfectly, don't they? Anyway, Most searched movies are: 1.Gravity 2.Pacific Rim 3.The Hunger Games: Catching Fire 4.This Is the End 5.The Conjuring Most searched Reality TV: 1.Keeping Up with the Kardashians 2.The Voice 3.Dancing with the Stars 4.Bigg Boss 5.Project Runway So sad that #1 is #1. I hope to GAWD it's still not going strong in 2023. Most searched songs: 1.Blurred Lines 2.Happy Birthday to You 3.Gangnam Style 4.Thrift Shop 5.The Star-Spangled Banner I'm using Google trends for all of these. It's a valuable resource. (this in itself might be a valuable time capsule piece, as Google might have discontinued it by your time. ANYWAY Tv Shows: 1.The Walking Dead 2.Breaking Bad 3.American Horror Story 4.Saturday Night Live 5.Glee VIDEO GAMES!!!! I couldn't find a definite list, so here are some in no particular order- GTA V God of War Ascension Beyond Two Souls PORTAL 3!!! (I wish) Dead Space 3 Bioshock Infinite Unless you're a complete idiot, which I hope you're not considering that you're me, you'll have realized that all of these are sequels. Because this is 2013!! HOORAY FOR UNORIGINALITY!!!!!!!! Well, I've just about typed myself stupid at this point so I'll just enclose a picture of other popular stuff. See ya. Or, more accurately, be ya. -you from 10 years ago