A letter from April 1st, 2021

Peaceful right?

Dear Mila, This is you from the past! Obviously🍄 (LOOK! MUSHROOM). Anyway! This is me procrastinating because I feel like homework sucks the life out of you. Today I have quite a few things to do actually and I feel motivated, but not enough to get started now. We'll see what happens... I feel like Cristian is annoyed with me today, and for some reason it kind of hurts because he had an attitude for no reason. LIKE I LITERALLY DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING. Anyway... just so you know, I stopped caring- OMG HE JUST RESPONDED TO MY MESSAGE. Okay but I'm still annoyed because he was mean. ANYWAY! Yeah, so I don't care. Men are wack I literally just can't anymore. Are you still with him? I know I'm saying all of this, but he's still an amazing person. If you're not, then this is awkwaaaarrrrd... Okay, I should probably start my homework now................................. unless.... nah I'm playing... I think... I'm so tired T_T Have a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious day ;) hhhhhh....whatamidoing???? OKAY BYE! :'( - George Franklin APRIL FOOLS! It's actually ME! YOU! :D OKIE! BYE!

Epilogue

7 months later

Dear Mila,

THAT MUSHROOM IS SO CUTE, ISN’T IT! 🥹 LOOK AT THIS ONE: 🦦 OTTER!

You’re right. Homework...

Ckus edos su flie uto of teh. Tdiesan tshi htgri be on beusaec ot but gdnio i efle aictghnt im’ atoub now, itnnserpoaet edpsopsu s)u!? mi’ tiwh trihg tbu payhp iwknrog now, e(m? od’nt oyu a lsppieye. . Tbu me ltitel tbi a hctigant uot hpsle. Efle me eksam nlaoe lses.
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Erus is rtgea iltsl ospenr a sntriiac i’m. Ayermon eaubces ays eerttgho wr’ee i ”ure“s tno. But it’s koya. At ont ’tis all dwaakwr. Rae ruo saetrepa nsaripielshot haypp awy,s and won enwt we ni nwo ruo tohb. I’m mi’ sith ni tj adn n!wo hiwt remo hinerisplato fdllifeul. E’wre gtuhhro ubt ohtegtre c,oykr it been iggtent its’. Twhi stgluegr su onwhs (uhhgto jt to ,rtsntugi nda tpeaint t)hat be gca,nri sah i oemr sltli. Aoyk heetrvngiy teytpr ahs neeb ubt. )h!hha i ednrinsopg you ro reltest elklyi dt’no daessrd hwo ayobrplb nkow ro rmfo smto my eepk em utb ?em( nango ot wrko i ’mi ?us! lhsodu uoy to old trsta us wn,o.
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Nayo…hw.
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Mlai tbes wsihse, 3