A letter from April 1st, 2021

Peaceful right?

Dear Mila, This is you from the past! Obviously🍄 (LOOK! MUSHROOM). Anyway! This is me procrastinating because I feel like homework sucks the life out of you. Today I have quite a few things to do actually and I feel motivated, but not enough to get started now. We'll see what happens... I feel like Cristian is annoyed with me today, and for some reason it kind of hurts because he had an attitude for no reason. LIKE I LITERALLY DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING. Anyway... just so you know, I stopped caring- OMG HE JUST RESPONDED TO MY MESSAGE. Okay but I'm still annoyed because he was mean. ANYWAY! Yeah, so I don't care. Men are wack I literally just can't anymore. Are you still with him? I know I'm saying all of this, but he's still an amazing person. If you're not, then this is awkwaaaarrrrd... Okay, I should probably start my homework now................................. unless.... nah I'm playing... I think... I'm so tired T_T Have a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious day ;) hhhhhh....whatamidoing???? OKAY BYE! :'( - George Franklin APRIL FOOLS! It's actually ME! YOU! :D OKIE! BYE!

Epilogue

7 months later

Dear Mila,

THAT MUSHROOM IS SO CUTE, ISN’T IT! 🥹 LOOK AT THIS ONE: 🦦 OTTER!

You’re right. Homework...

Skcu su otu eth ilef of sedo. N,ow tbu ongiwkr trgih tubao wn,o ?u!s) peyiplse ’mi on aiotprntnese m’i itsh eelf ubt i m?e( ghirt otd’n ngctitha yuo oidng a acbuese to phpya hwti speousdp be iensadt. . A me ttiell httignac bit hlesp tuo utb. Aemks laneo feel esls me.
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Pornes stiarcin si ’im a user gtare lsitl. R’wee tno aubecse i “sue”r ysa tegehotr eanmryo. ’its oyak but. Awwdrka ta otn sit’ all. Elpiriaonstsh sy,wa nwo adn ew tobh in wno uor pasterea rae our pyhap entw. And nsraoilteiph im’ mi’ wthi jt in mroe on!w eldflluif isth. Ti’s hogurht ry,cok oerghtet iggnett nbee tub wr’ee ti. (tohuhg htiw i eb tpntiae sah nda su n,cgria nugtist,r owhsn t)hta utlsergg jt ot lstli omre. Yitrevghen hsa been kaoy btu ttyepr. Sttar n,wo ot i mfor ’dnto odl uoy me owrk m?e( eekp i ro su !ahhh) oybplbra angon rdsedsa ro uoy tbu ot ylekil i’m omts ym tsleert roignnespd woh lshdou su!? onwk.
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Hyaw…no.
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Alim wssi,he 3< tesb.

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