A letter from April 1st, 2021

Peaceful right?

Dear Mila, This is you from the past! Obviously🍄 (LOOK! MUSHROOM). Anyway! This is me procrastinating because I feel like homework sucks the life out of you. Today I have quite a few things to do actually and I feel motivated, but not enough to get started now. We'll see what happens... I feel like Cristian is annoyed with me today, and for some reason it kind of hurts because he had an attitude for no reason. LIKE I LITERALLY DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING. Anyway... just so you know, I stopped caring- OMG HE JUST RESPONDED TO MY MESSAGE. Okay but I'm still annoyed because he was mean. ANYWAY! Yeah, so I don't care. Men are wack I literally just can't anymore. Are you still with him? I know I'm saying all of this, but he's still an amazing person. If you're not, then this is awkwaaaarrrrd... Okay, I should probably start my homework now................................. unless.... nah I'm playing... I think... I'm so tired T_T Have a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious day ;) hhhhhh....whatamidoing???? OKAY BYE! :'( - George Franklin APRIL FOOLS! It's actually ME! YOU! :D OKIE! BYE!

Epilogue

7 months later

Dear Mila,

THAT MUSHROOM IS SO CUTE, ISN’T IT! 🥹 LOOK AT THIS ONE: 🦦 OTTER!

You’re right. Homework...

Uot deos su fo the kusc life. Tihw ghtri lfee i a phapy sduseppo w,no ’mi tn’od to eepyspli on u)!?s notiasnperte utaob hits but ’im ubt steinda igndo uoy cuabese gahtcnti irhgt onrwikg own, be e(?m. . Itb btu tou acgthtin little me lepsh a. Me slse eloan smeak elfe.
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A urse pornes sllit is aetgr im’ cisartni. Ecausbe otn er“”us i r’eew eormnya regteoth sya. Ykao tbu sit’. Not wrawadk lla ta s’it. Wno dan ppahy ,swya nwo era niaohteslsrpi ew othb rseaapte ruo ni rou nwte. Dna itsh orihielntsap im’ n!ow whti mroe ’mi defifulll ni tj. Ti hroeegtt ’sit hruotgh oyrk,c eben e’wer gtitneg tbu. I gouhht( tsill to tsgelurg orme h)tta su hiwt dna rutig,nts sah be sohwn ci,ngra atpeint jt. Been aoyk eytrpt rieyevnthg ash btu. ,wno i epke ym oyrbplab dhousl to gdpeonnirs ’mi n’odt me lrestte rmfo or odl otsm dssraed nango or i wkor (e?m !su? su uyo srtta who ot yuo but )hhha! leylki oknw.
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Ywanh…o.
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Imal es,wshi 3< esbt.

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