A letter from April 1st, 2021

Peaceful right?

Dear Mila, This is you from the past! Obviously🍄 (LOOK! MUSHROOM). Anyway! This is me procrastinating because I feel like homework sucks the life out of you. Today I have quite a few things to do actually and I feel motivated, but not enough to get started now. We'll see what happens... I feel like Cristian is annoyed with me today, and for some reason it kind of hurts because he had an attitude for no reason. LIKE I LITERALLY DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING. Anyway... just so you know, I stopped caring- OMG HE JUST RESPONDED TO MY MESSAGE. Okay but I'm still annoyed because he was mean. ANYWAY! Yeah, so I don't care. Men are wack I literally just can't anymore. Are you still with him? I know I'm saying all of this, but he's still an amazing person. If you're not, then this is awkwaaaarrrrd... Okay, I should probably start my homework now................................. unless.... nah I'm playing... I think... I'm so tired T_T Have a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious day ;) hhhhhh....whatamidoing???? OKAY BYE! :'( - George Franklin APRIL FOOLS! It's actually ME! YOU! :D OKIE! BYE!

Epilogue

7 months later

Dear Mila,

THAT MUSHROOM IS SO CUTE, ISN’T IT! 🥹 LOOK AT THIS ONE: 🦦 OTTER!

You’re right. Homework...

Of eth ckus out efil dsoe us. Im’ uyo ot trteinpnsaeo tgachtni a appyh peopsdsu )s!?u siht edistan htiw gthri trigh eb ’im i nod’t (e?m elfe ueaebsc onw, n,wo igwoknr tbu tub nigod no outba slpiyeep. . Bit otu tub a em ephls tniahcgt ltelit. Flee me sesl onlae kamse.
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A si llist seru i’m trgea iircsnta poerns. Weer’ ont asy eohtterg eur”s“ i anryome escaube. Oaky tub s’it. All ta ist’ wraadkw ont. Uor onw ew rou tnew ppyha now streeapa tbho ear in hptirnsioleas dan asw,y. Jt adn !onw leldffilu m’i ermo holaetnripis hwti in ’im hsti. Eerw’ btu kyo,rc ebne igtegtn uhhrotg t’si gretetoh it. Ohgtu(h shnwo su hsa tipntae nad be craig,n htt)a oerm rlstgegu irgns,utt i illst ot htwi jt. Aoyk tertyp yirengtehv nebe hsa utb. Onwk kliely ot mrfo )h!hha ?e(m owh or abbpyrlo i etteslr ttras us!? work us i adsrdes ’im hosuld ,nwo me or pkee yuo nogna utb srdeonpign omts odl yuo to nt’od ym.
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Whoa…yn.
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Sbte es,iwsh mlia 3<.

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