A letter from April 1st, 2021

Peaceful right?

Dear Mila, This is you from the past! Obviously🍄 (LOOK! MUSHROOM). Anyway! This is me procrastinating because I feel like homework sucks the life out of you. Today I have quite a few things to do actually and I feel motivated, but not enough to get started now. We'll see what happens... I feel like Cristian is annoyed with me today, and for some reason it kind of hurts because he had an attitude for no reason. LIKE I LITERALLY DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING. Anyway... just so you know, I stopped caring- OMG HE JUST RESPONDED TO MY MESSAGE. Okay but I'm still annoyed because he was mean. ANYWAY! Yeah, so I don't care. Men are wack I literally just can't anymore. Are you still with him? I know I'm saying all of this, but he's still an amazing person. If you're not, then this is awkwaaaarrrrd... Okay, I should probably start my homework now................................. unless.... nah I'm playing... I think... I'm so tired T_T Have a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious day ;) hhhhhh....whatamidoing???? OKAY BYE! :'( - George Franklin APRIL FOOLS! It's actually ME! YOU! :D OKIE! BYE!

Epilogue

7 months later

Dear Mila,

THAT MUSHROOM IS SO CUTE, ISN’T IT! 🥹 LOOK AT THIS ONE: 🦦 OTTER!

You’re right. Homework...

Fo flei sukc teh us uto eods. Rgiht bseeauc ’im htwi eb okngirw batuo ieadnst efel sseudpop w,no ppeyseil ightr m(e? dgino i to shit t’ndo tbu tbu nwo, on !u)?s hntgtiac i’m hpypa a esntaotpirne yuo. . Lhsep a telitl em chgtinta btu tbi out. Laeon efel mksea me ssle.
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Rgeat llsti si a srue m’i irsctina oprsen. Erwe’ i otn eeabucs anormye theterog us”er“ say. Si’t koay ubt. Lla ’tis at nto akrwadw. Ew ni our uro dna pasreeta onw hbto nwo ywsa, ntew lsasepiohtnri era yaphp. Duleifllf aorpieinlhst im’ in jt ’mi on!w dna moer tish htiw. Rhuhtog eneb re’we otgetrhe ’sti ,okycr ti itgtgne tbu. I slitl eomr ougthh( hsa ittpaen gracin, to tseuglrg su hwson tath) eb jt wtih rg,iusntt nad. Nebe teytrp yoak ubt ginteyhrve sah. Ndt’o to gnano woh but mrfo elylik i’m uoy ro (e?m i ttsar stom eesltrt ot ?!us usldho uoy old me eepk wnok i ro ym dersdsa inrnspgoed now, obbpalyr okwr ah)!hh us.
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Yho…naw.
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Ebts laim ,swhies 3<.

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