A letter from April 1st, 2021

Peaceful right?

Dear Mila, This is you from the past! Obviously🍄 (LOOK! MUSHROOM). Anyway! This is me procrastinating because I feel like homework sucks the life out of you. Today I have quite a few things to do actually and I feel motivated, but not enough to get started now. We'll see what happens... I feel like Cristian is annoyed with me today, and for some reason it kind of hurts because he had an attitude for no reason. LIKE I LITERALLY DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING. Anyway... just so you know, I stopped caring- OMG HE JUST RESPONDED TO MY MESSAGE. Okay but I'm still annoyed because he was mean. ANYWAY! Yeah, so I don't care. Men are wack I literally just can't anymore. Are you still with him? I know I'm saying all of this, but he's still an amazing person. If you're not, then this is awkwaaaarrrrd... Okay, I should probably start my homework now................................. unless.... nah I'm playing... I think... I'm so tired T_T Have a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious day ;) hhhhhh....whatamidoing???? OKAY BYE! :'( - George Franklin APRIL FOOLS! It's actually ME! YOU! :D OKIE! BYE!

Epilogue

7 months later

Dear Mila,

THAT MUSHROOM IS SO CUTE, ISN’T IT! 🥹 LOOK AT THIS ONE: 🦦 OTTER!

You’re right. Homework...

The uot eods us cuks of elif. Won, saueceb to slyeppie edistna shit im’ ?)!us feel yphpa no ithw tntoereiapsn be spseudpo otaub i inkowgr nidgo m’i own, atcgithn ’todn tub ubt rghti igrth e(m? a uoy. . Tinacthg spleh utb me eiltlt tib otu a. Leef ksame slse me oanle.
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Nrespo iltsl ’mi raetg is ctrsiani a uers. Eueacsb tno roamyen “es”ru hteoetrg ysa erwe’ i. Oyak tsi’ ubt. T’si wawrdka lal ta tno. Ayphp toesrhilanspi nwo aretaesp we wy,as ni dna tboh are nwo oru went uor. ’mi tshi won! ohiipnaelstr and in effllliud hwit ’im oerm jt. Si’t but geoethrt tnigget it bene rw’ee kyc,or guhohrt. Tgreugls tslli adn ncgrai, ,rugntsti eb a)tth naetpit has jt ghutho( i to su meor snwoh twih. Tbu rvegeynhit bnee ettpyr has kayo. To pnngrdoesi ersttle nonag my hwo lod i ’im oyu okwr ?em( em apblobry or or ofrm ouy h!hah) to o’dtn rstta eaddsrs ?s!u msot ,wno i ekpe nowk but dlshou us leyilk.
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Hoayn…w.
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Es,wihs <3 imla ebts.

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