A letter from April 1st, 2021

Peaceful right?

Dear Mila, This is you from the past! Obviously🍄 (LOOK! MUSHROOM). Anyway! This is me procrastinating because I feel like homework sucks the life out of you. Today I have quite a few things to do actually and I feel motivated, but not enough to get started now. We'll see what happens... I feel like Cristian is annoyed with me today, and for some reason it kind of hurts because he had an attitude for no reason. LIKE I LITERALLY DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING. Anyway... just so you know, I stopped caring- OMG HE JUST RESPONDED TO MY MESSAGE. Okay but I'm still annoyed because he was mean. ANYWAY! Yeah, so I don't care. Men are wack I literally just can't anymore. Are you still with him? I know I'm saying all of this, but he's still an amazing person. If you're not, then this is awkwaaaarrrrd... Okay, I should probably start my homework now................................. unless.... nah I'm playing... I think... I'm so tired T_T Have a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious day ;) hhhhhh....whatamidoing???? OKAY BYE! :'( - George Franklin APRIL FOOLS! It's actually ME! YOU! :D OKIE! BYE!

Epilogue

7 months later

Dear Mila,

THAT MUSHROOM IS SO CUTE, ISN’T IT! 🥹 LOOK AT THIS ONE: 🦦 OTTER!

You’re right. Homework...

Ifel eosd of kucs us teh out. Otuab iseatnd ?)!us i ppuodess ’ndot niogd yuo itsh no pysieple utb feel gtntchai a tigrh nigorkw w,no m(e? tihw noiepenrtast m’i grhit ot nwo, ecuabse eb pahpy ’im ubt. . Ntighatc eiltlt elhps me tbi ubt a tou. Em kaesm elss naelo eelf.
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Garte resu a ’im si llsit snctiria nserop. Cesubea ynrmaeo uesr”“ etteorhg i ’reew otn ays. Btu si’t kayo. Lal t’is wadrawk at ton. Onw uor sa,yw aer we wetn own rou ohtb and in rpaaeest teoasnpilrihs yahpp. Meor nda fllfeulid n!wo isth in im’ hiwt m’i tj soeailrhpnit. Ttiggne s’it it yocrk, erew’ bnee hhogrtu ubt tetergho. Itlls moer serlggtu adn us uhtg(oh nshow incr,ga i tj att)h tiwh has apttein ot irntut,gs eb. Ahs bnee rtyept nehetyvrig ykoa btu. I eepk nw,o setrelt me ot nogna h!h)ah asedrds hodlsu or rsndgnepio tbu kowr ttras wkon us?! frmo (me? how iekyll su uoy t’don tosm ablrbpyo odl i’m to ouy i ro my.
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…anwyho.
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<3 liam w,sehis bste.

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