A letter from April 1st, 2021

Peaceful right?

Dear Mila, This is you from the past! Obviously🍄 (LOOK! MUSHROOM). Anyway! This is me procrastinating because I feel like homework sucks the life out of you. Today I have quite a few things to do actually and I feel motivated, but not enough to get started now. We'll see what happens... I feel like Cristian is annoyed with me today, and for some reason it kind of hurts because he had an attitude for no reason. LIKE I LITERALLY DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING. Anyway... just so you know, I stopped caring- OMG HE JUST RESPONDED TO MY MESSAGE. Okay but I'm still annoyed because he was mean. ANYWAY! Yeah, so I don't care. Men are wack I literally just can't anymore. Are you still with him? I know I'm saying all of this, but he's still an amazing person. If you're not, then this is awkwaaaarrrrd... Okay, I should probably start my homework now................................. unless.... nah I'm playing... I think... I'm so tired T_T Have a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious day ;) hhhhhh....whatamidoing???? OKAY BYE! :'( - George Franklin APRIL FOOLS! It's actually ME! YOU! :D OKIE! BYE!

Epilogue

7 months later

Dear Mila,

THAT MUSHROOM IS SO CUTE, ISN’T IT! 🥹 LOOK AT THIS ONE: 🦦 OTTER!

You’re right. Homework...

Us efil otu kusc hte sdeo of. ’notd kwrniog ctgahtin soedpusp uyo to )us!? a ’im but i now, dsetnai thsi be tbuao srneieptnoat fele odnig i’m ecbusea hgitr but n,ow plspeiey itwh itghr haypp on me(?. . Em tib cthgnita but ltlite lpshe a tou. Kesam nloea lfee em ssel.
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Gaert ’mi inritcas rnpoes tllis is a suer. Gtrteoeh yas i tno ronyame ’ewer ubsceea “sue”r. St’i tub koay. Lal sit’ kwwdaar at ton. Onw s,ywa we wno and ruo ptoisrnlsheia tobh rae rou in eeaatprs twen paphy. Ihtw in tihs !wno lhesipraotni mi’ dan fuflldeil omer tj mi’. Wer’e hoeetrtg enbe btu it ’tis gtuhroh eggttni rck,yo. Jt us hitw eb shonw emor ash tslil teanpit rtsi,tnug r,ginca th)ta urglgset adn to (ghutho i. Ytrtep ahs ubt iehrytengv eenb kyao. Rlestte eepk kwon im’ sgednrpoin us eillky own, btu i ot em (em? mots hudlos ot dlo i woh srtat prbaboyl ro romf yuo !us? my h)!hah uyo ’odtn or edssrda rkow ngoan.
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Now…ayh.
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Ebts 3< ewsis,h lmia.

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