A letter from April 1st, 2021

Peaceful right?

Dear Mila, This is you from the past! Obviously🍄 (LOOK! MUSHROOM). Anyway! This is me procrastinating because I feel like homework sucks the life out of you. Today I have quite a few things to do actually and I feel motivated, but not enough to get started now. We'll see what happens... I feel like Cristian is annoyed with me today, and for some reason it kind of hurts because he had an attitude for no reason. LIKE I LITERALLY DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING. Anyway... just so you know, I stopped caring- OMG HE JUST RESPONDED TO MY MESSAGE. Okay but I'm still annoyed because he was mean. ANYWAY! Yeah, so I don't care. Men are wack I literally just can't anymore. Are you still with him? I know I'm saying all of this, but he's still an amazing person. If you're not, then this is awkwaaaarrrrd... Okay, I should probably start my homework now................................. unless.... nah I'm playing... I think... I'm so tired T_T Have a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious day ;) hhhhhh....whatamidoing???? OKAY BYE! :'( - George Franklin APRIL FOOLS! It's actually ME! YOU! :D OKIE! BYE!

Epilogue

7 months later

Dear Mila,

THAT MUSHROOM IS SO CUTE, ISN’T IT! 🥹 LOOK AT THIS ONE: 🦦 OTTER!

You’re right. Homework...

Oeds uot hte us efli of kcsu. Oatub tbu iwht dsppueso to ’im htigr hist tgrhi tbu psyelepi i s?)u! m(?e desiatn eeascub otdn’ kgrinwo ieponrtesnta ,own yphap a m’i gdino gncathti no be you eelf ,nwo. . Ubt liltet tib em hlpse itchntga tou a. Nloea feel msake me lsse.
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Reatg ures ernops lltsi ticsianr a i’m si. Rtoteegh ew’er i beceuas ymaerno e“”sur sya ton. Akyo tbu sti’. ’its ta nto all aakdrww. Adn now ya,sw ni rou oru ew onw nwte obht hpyap esrpaaet ipslashetniro are. M’i iwth emro nshtaioeprli ni hist ’mi !nwo dan effudllil jt. Tis’ etghoert tbu grohthu gnetigt r’wee okyrc, enbe ti. To ihwt erggutls otg(uhh ci,nrag ath)t tieantp hsown be has ltlsi oerm us and i s,nrtigtu tj. Ash iteerhvgny tub akyo bnee rpyett. Ohw em rettsel ro uhdols uyo yuo or )h!ahh rtats olbyapbr n,ow asdresd eylikl e(m? !u?s us mi’ knwo korw kepe tub fomr to i ym i gsrpodnein to onnag tdon’ old otsm.
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Ynhw…oa.
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3< btse mali ,swhise.

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