A letter from April 1st, 2021

Peaceful right?

Dear Mila, This is you from the past! Obviously🍄 (LOOK! MUSHROOM). Anyway! This is me procrastinating because I feel like homework sucks the life out of you. Today I have quite a few things to do actually and I feel motivated, but not enough to get started now. We'll see what happens... I feel like Cristian is annoyed with me today, and for some reason it kind of hurts because he had an attitude for no reason. LIKE I LITERALLY DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING. Anyway... just so you know, I stopped caring- OMG HE JUST RESPONDED TO MY MESSAGE. Okay but I'm still annoyed because he was mean. ANYWAY! Yeah, so I don't care. Men are wack I literally just can't anymore. Are you still with him? I know I'm saying all of this, but he's still an amazing person. If you're not, then this is awkwaaaarrrrd... Okay, I should probably start my homework now................................. unless.... nah I'm playing... I think... I'm so tired T_T Have a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious day ;) hhhhhh....whatamidoing???? OKAY BYE! :'( - George Franklin APRIL FOOLS! It's actually ME! YOU! :D OKIE! BYE!

Epilogue

7 months later

Dear Mila,

THAT MUSHROOM IS SO CUTE, ISN’T IT! 🥹 LOOK AT THIS ONE: 🦦 OTTER!

You’re right. Homework...

Ukcs efli oeds het us of tou. Onw, wn,o mi’ utb ihst on tub i eb esplypei essupopd ouy ’im ogwrkni renpstoitane u?s)! boatu uecesab e?m( to ghrti pphay thiw trghi tanedis hatgncti gniod lefe ntod’ a. . A btu uot nitthcag ibt sephl litetl em. Me elef lsse sekma onlae.
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Iscatrni ’mi tllsi si aegrt rsue proesn a. Cuebsea e’rew thtrgeoe say tno i naymroe sr“”ue. Oyka s’it tub. ’tis all raawkdw otn ta. Won rae dna uro in netw now othb uro ,awsy ew yhppa aearetsp seilihoanrtsp. ’mi wno! and remo dellffuli ithw ’mi ni tish ripnslateiho jt. Ti ts’i rk,yoc neeb oghtreet tbu gettign w’ree utrhhgo. Orem has hwti ,nargci sguletrg inpetat whons to adn be )ttah o(ghthu ri,ntutgs i itlls tj su. Gtvyenrehi terypt bene has utb aoyk. Dlsohu ot nnoag pbyrablo e(m? yuo or ro tsrat keep n’dto odl me dseasrd eyikll yuo i u!s? woh a!)hhh us my tmos i ’im ot oknw kwro tub wo,n lertste ormf gdnorisenp.
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Ahw…noy.
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Siw,hes ebst 3< liam.

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