A letter from April 1st, 2021

Peaceful right?

Dear Mila, This is you from the past! Obviously🍄 (LOOK! MUSHROOM). Anyway! This is me procrastinating because I feel like homework sucks the life out of you. Today I have quite a few things to do actually and I feel motivated, but not enough to get started now. We'll see what happens... I feel like Cristian is annoyed with me today, and for some reason it kind of hurts because he had an attitude for no reason. LIKE I LITERALLY DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING. Anyway... just so you know, I stopped caring- OMG HE JUST RESPONDED TO MY MESSAGE. Okay but I'm still annoyed because he was mean. ANYWAY! Yeah, so I don't care. Men are wack I literally just can't anymore. Are you still with him? I know I'm saying all of this, but he's still an amazing person. If you're not, then this is awkwaaaarrrrd... Okay, I should probably start my homework now................................. unless.... nah I'm playing... I think... I'm so tired T_T Have a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious day ;) hhhhhh....whatamidoing???? OKAY BYE! :'( - George Franklin APRIL FOOLS! It's actually ME! YOU! :D OKIE! BYE!

Epilogue

7 months later

Dear Mila,

THAT MUSHROOM IS SO CUTE, ISN’T IT! 🥹 LOOK AT THIS ONE: 🦦 OTTER!

You’re right. Homework...

Tuo ucsk su iefl of deso the. Ihts su)?! ubt grnwiok nhtagcit but ypaph i ouy ,now rgthi ondgi be insnareoptet m’i m(?e sdtaien esbuaec to i’m a igthr whit osuppesd w,no leef aotbu nt’do ypeepils on. . A tuo sphel elltit bti ttnhiagc em btu. Akmse leaon efel em lsse.
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A lltis is iasctnri usre gtare mi’ onesrp. I ucesbae ymnaore otn ’eerw seu“”r ysa tgtehero. S’ti utb oyka. Wkrwaad at otn all t’is. Uro are pphya now y,asw we ntew eepsatra ruo leoatirissnhp tboh wno nad ni. And ’mi omre siht im’ hitw in tj ilrpietnahso ilffleldu onw!. Ubt hourhtg ewer’ nggeitt is’t rehetogt neeb ti yrkoc,. Nda irgca,n ttnpeai i h)tat itwh us gurslegt istll hghu(to meor be tnrg,itsu sah ot tj hwons. Nbee yoak utb sah hnvergeity etrtyp. Su angno ddearss ot niesdnprgo im’ u?!s my lleyik epke rlpyobab otms woh (em? i wkor i rmof rtetsel yuo odl em artst nowk ot ah)h!h wo,n btu oyu hdsulo or o’dnt or.
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Oh…nwya.
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<3 mail sis,ehw tsbe.