A letter from April 1st, 2021

Peaceful right?

Dear Mila, This is you from the past! Obviously🍄 (LOOK! MUSHROOM). Anyway! This is me procrastinating because I feel like homework sucks the life out of you. Today I have quite a few things to do actually and I feel motivated, but not enough to get started now. We'll see what happens... I feel like Cristian is annoyed with me today, and for some reason it kind of hurts because he had an attitude for no reason. LIKE I LITERALLY DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING. Anyway... just so you know, I stopped caring- OMG HE JUST RESPONDED TO MY MESSAGE. Okay but I'm still annoyed because he was mean. ANYWAY! Yeah, so I don't care. Men are wack I literally just can't anymore. Are you still with him? I know I'm saying all of this, but he's still an amazing person. If you're not, then this is awkwaaaarrrrd... Okay, I should probably start my homework now................................. unless.... nah I'm playing... I think... I'm so tired T_T Have a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious day ;) hhhhhh....whatamidoing???? OKAY BYE! :'( - George Franklin APRIL FOOLS! It's actually ME! YOU! :D OKIE! BYE!

Epilogue

7 months later

Dear Mila,

THAT MUSHROOM IS SO CUTE, ISN’T IT! 🥹 LOOK AT THIS ONE: 🦦 OTTER!

You’re right. Homework...

Teh uto ifle osed ucks su of. Elfe to gthir i pdoespsu m?e( ’mi ihst you hgnticta gkoirnw not’d syielepp tbu ,now ubt pyaph wn,o hgitr )s!?u ’mi eosiantnrpet iognd eb edtsnai oatbu no bsuaeec itwh a. . A hples thgatcin tbu tuo em bit ettill. Lfee anloe skame sesl em.
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Mi’ a nrpoes iiatcrns eurs si tlisl tager. Reu”“s yraneom rhtgeeto i nto e’ewr aeecsub asy. Utb st’i aoky. I’ts lal drkwaaw ta tno. Wasy, rou niherilsasopt in onw wno payhp are entw nda hbot our we pseraeta. Dilllefuf hsit twhi nad i’m reom iplosnetihar tj i’m ni onw!. Ewre’ ubt geertoth ’ist uhgroht enggtti eenb ,ycrok ti. Utrseggl to ghhut(o with i tslil onswh eb orem and iugttrs,n ia,ngcr tt)ha ahs pttanie jt su. Oayk erttpy hgvtenyrei hsa nebe tub. Byprbaol rfmo h!ah)h or knwo nnoag or trtsele lhsdou !u?s ot ?(me i epke ot kelliy me my tbu i ohw oyu ldo uyo noredsgipn kowr omst tndo’ tsatr us w,no ’im dresads.
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…ohyawn.
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3< imal etbs hsi,wes.

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