A letter from April 1st, 2021

Peaceful right?

Dear Mila, This is you from the past! Obviously🍄 (LOOK! MUSHROOM). Anyway! This is me procrastinating because I feel like homework sucks the life out of you. Today I have quite a few things to do actually and I feel motivated, but not enough to get started now. We'll see what happens... I feel like Cristian is annoyed with me today, and for some reason it kind of hurts because he had an attitude for no reason. LIKE I LITERALLY DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING. Anyway... just so you know, I stopped caring- OMG HE JUST RESPONDED TO MY MESSAGE. Okay but I'm still annoyed because he was mean. ANYWAY! Yeah, so I don't care. Men are wack I literally just can't anymore. Are you still with him? I know I'm saying all of this, but he's still an amazing person. If you're not, then this is awkwaaaarrrrd... Okay, I should probably start my homework now................................. unless.... nah I'm playing... I think... I'm so tired T_T Have a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious day ;) hhhhhh....whatamidoing???? OKAY BYE! :'( - George Franklin APRIL FOOLS! It's actually ME! YOU! :D OKIE! BYE!

Epilogue

7 months later

Dear Mila,

THAT MUSHROOM IS SO CUTE, ISN’T IT! 🥹 LOOK AT THIS ONE: 🦦 OTTER!

You’re right. Homework...

Hte of kucs su efli out esdo. Yielpesp hist elef w,no tub rhgti tcghnait on a odnig wiht ghrit yaphp utaob ?em( m’i oyu ’ntdo giworkn seniatd su)!? eb i ot eerpnisoatnt btu mi’ o,nw ueaebcs sopdsuep. . Ltelti tuo gtncihat pehls but a me bit. Me efle skmae laoen esls.
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A is stlli snorep sraitcni sure gaert m’i. Rtegetho oeymarn baeeusc us”e“r otn i ays erwe’. Tbu s’ti ykoa. Not ta lal awadrkw it’s. Saw,y ew orsalhpitinse won uor boht now and ni our erapatse are newt phypa. Iwth !won jt m’i im’ adn irnlispehaot ermo fleufdlil in shit. O,kcry tub ogeettrh ti tengitg ti’s eben utorhhg w’ere. Nad rtns,gtui i gtelugrs us oswhn orem aitentp gcr,nia ahs t)aht oth(guh be to stlli jt hiwt. Sah pettyr bnee btu oyak eiryehvngt. Okrw ym pgnedniosr su dont’ ot kepe tub mfro angon or dol i uldsho h)h!ha plyboabr otms oyu tletesr rtats m’i u!?s uyo sdaders nkow me ot on,w ?me( woh llyeik i ro.
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…wyonha.
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Liam weiss,h etbs 3<.

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