Future email from the past

Dear FutureMe, You have probably forgotten that you did this, but I am curious did you get any promotion that you were hoping for on this day, June 15th? You just unvailed how much you like anal to Mindy, did she actually change and try to accomodate your fetish better? Don't use your credit cards, it is not worth it. The last $30K didn't make your life any easier. This was six months ago. Merry Christmas and a happy new year.